Epic Slots: The Gaming Magazine

When you think about it, slots are pretty damn awesome, aren’t they? Now, I know what you’re thinking – but James, how can slots be awesome? They’re just spinny things, and they’re all the same, and they’re all played by toothless old guys looking to get rich! There’s nothing awesome about that, right? Well, first of all, how do you know my name? That is some freaky black magic you got there, dude! Second of all, nice powers of observation – slots are, in fact, particularly spinny! It actually took me a little while to figure that much out because I’m not as intelligent as I may appear, but I got there! Third of all, they’re not all the same – while it may appear that way to an untrained eye, the more you play slots, the more you’ll start realizing that there’s actually quite a lot of differences, and I’m not just talking about statistics and payouts here. The way their jackpots and bonus games work is completely different, and many offer entirely new features that aren’t seen in other slots. Overall, every slot is a combination of games and features which makes it unique from most others in the market, even if I do agree that there are some rare exceptions which are just carbon copies (but we’re not going to be talking about that). The reason why I believe slots are so awesome is because, despite their terrible reputation among the general gambling population, they STILL remain the most popular online casino game of all time! I mean, just load up your casino of choice and take a look at the stupidly large selection of online slots if you don’t believe me! It takes something pretty awesome to beat the odds like that, wouldn’t you say? That’s why I’m here – to show you the awesomeness of slots in ways that you didn’t even suspect before! Mostly by talking about them, get your mind out of the gutter! Of course, I won’t just be talking about slots – I’ll also be talking about other gambling and gaming-related topics, but slots are more or less my forte, so… Yeah. Stay on the look-out, people!